Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Life.......as at now.
Thursday 13th March 2008
Dear journ....blog.
Today has just been a boring day one that has come, consecutively after others. I dont know what the problem is, maybe its because of the end of the "MUN excitement" or may be its just cause i miss my girl.
Talking of MUN and my girl, i was oddly surprised that i was not really interested in the FLY girls in MUN! Astonishingly i didnt mind just making acquaintances as in:
{two REALLY REALLY fine mamaz approaching as we walk through a corridor}
Ma friend: Ok here we go...
Me: Go? Go where? Ooooooh! Okidoki.
{my pal looks bewildered}
Girls:{in a chirpy tone like birds in the early morning} Hello *ma friend*!!
Ma friend:{in an equally high but not as nice tone} Hello girl 1 and girl 2!!
Me:{admiring the wonderful architecture of the buildings(sic)}
Ma friend: {to the girls} Hey meet my pal Ngare, Ngare this is Girl 1 and Girl 2.
Me: {all eloquent and stuff} Pleasure to meet to ladies, i must say you look absolutely stunning! {not the exact phrasing...} id love to stay for a while and chat but we were in a bit of a hurry...*ma friend*
Ma friend: {looking even more bewildered} Yes...... yes we were.....
{Goodbyes ensue and we move on in a leisurely stroll down the corridor with my friend a machete short of 'skirmishing' me)
Blog, worry not i aint gay, im just really content with my relationship status right now. A very strange feeling indeed!
As content as i may feel with my status(yes even the HIV one -) i dont feel the same with my life in general. You know when you wake up day after day then ur like HAIYA its friday! Did we skip like Wednesday and Thursday!? Those times you feel like uve hit a slump, dragging ur feet in a swamp or treading in the deep end with one leg tied down.
My pal thinks i think too much, i think that too. Many a time that id keep her awake late into the night with my many woes and she laps it up like a cat with a full milk bowl, shez strong, if i was on the other end of the conversation id probably go hang myself cause of boredom! Things as they are, things as i would wish them to be, things id wish to do, and things as they are done. Having been in school for more than, yaani ive even lost count, for like 15 years and counting i sure do hope that theres a really good life for me once im through all this crap! Not that i have it bad, i must say blog that i have it better than others lakini jo!
I remember when i was like in second term in my last year of high school , i was just wondering what was on offer after i finished my final exam and i just put all my frustration, misery, anticipation, anxiety and curiosity and came out with what id call a song(think of a loose meaning to the word 'song'), i wonder if it still exists....ill rampage through my archives blog, hope ill get a chance to put it down here.
All in all blog glad to be alive!
Pic of the day:
Music:
Every other time- LFO
Gallery- Mario Vazquez
Goodlife- Kanye west
Iris- Googoodolls
He loves me- Jill Scott
Heaven sent- Keyshia Cole
courtesy of Pinky!
Again i aint gay twas a present, and there was no other color in the store!
Dear journ....blog.
Today has just been a boring day one that has come, consecutively after others. I dont know what the problem is, maybe its because of the end of the "MUN excitement" or may be its just cause i miss my girl.
Talking of MUN and my girl, i was oddly surprised that i was not really interested in the FLY girls in MUN! Astonishingly i didnt mind just making acquaintances as in:
{two REALLY REALLY fine mamaz approaching as we walk through a corridor}
Ma friend: Ok here we go...
Me: Go? Go where? Ooooooh! Okidoki.
{my pal looks bewildered}
Girls:{in a chirpy tone like birds in the early morning} Hello *ma friend*!!
Ma friend:{in an equally high but not as nice tone} Hello girl 1 and girl 2!!
Me:{admiring the wonderful architecture of the buildings(sic)}
Ma friend: {to the girls} Hey meet my pal Ngare, Ngare this is Girl 1 and Girl 2.
Me: {all eloquent and stuff} Pleasure to meet to ladies, i must say you look absolutely stunning! {not the exact phrasing...} id love to stay for a while and chat but we were in a bit of a hurry...*ma friend*
Ma friend: {looking even more bewildered} Yes...... yes we were.....
{Goodbyes ensue and we move on in a leisurely stroll down the corridor with my friend a machete short of 'skirmishing' me)
Blog, worry not i aint gay, im just really content with my relationship status right now. A very strange feeling indeed!
As content as i may feel with my status(yes even the HIV one -) i dont feel the same with my life in general. You know when you wake up day after day then ur like HAIYA its friday! Did we skip like Wednesday and Thursday!? Those times you feel like uve hit a slump, dragging ur feet in a swamp or treading in the deep end with one leg tied down.
My pal thinks i think too much, i think that too. Many a time that id keep her awake late into the night with my many woes and she laps it up like a cat with a full milk bowl, shez strong, if i was on the other end of the conversation id probably go hang myself cause of boredom! Things as they are, things as i would wish them to be, things id wish to do, and things as they are done. Having been in school for more than, yaani ive even lost count, for like 15 years and counting i sure do hope that theres a really good life for me once im through all this crap! Not that i have it bad, i must say blog that i have it better than others lakini jo!
I remember when i was like in second term in my last year of high school , i was just wondering what was on offer after i finished my final exam and i just put all my frustration, misery, anticipation, anxiety and curiosity and came out with what id call a song(think of a loose meaning to the word 'song'), i wonder if it still exists....ill rampage through my archives blog, hope ill get a chance to put it down here.
All in all blog glad to be alive!
Pic of the day:
Music:
Every other time- LFO
Gallery- Mario Vazquez
Goodlife- Kanye west
Iris- Googoodolls
He loves me- Jill Scott
Heaven sent- Keyshia Cole
courtesy of Pinky!
Again i aint gay twas a present, and there was no other color in the store!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
KMUN: Day 3
After a whole day of BORING policy statements, we finally broke up into committees where it gets really intresting cuz thats where most of the resolutions are debated upon....
The first two days werent too bad except for the part you go......WTF is going on!! The rules and procedures need a little getting used to. Otherwise youl spend your time looking for cracks in the wall and picking out the best looking chiks in the room(strike that, thats what i do :-))
Its amazing how petty WHOLE university attending students can be...lemmi give you an example:
*not the actual countries
First Day reading of policy statements according to alphabetical order.
Gabon:{reading their policy statement}
Zambia: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does your point pertain to audibility?
Zambia:No
Chair: Does your point pertain to clarity?
Zambia:No
Chair: State your point.
Zambia: There are mosquitoes at the back of the room madam chair, impairing our ability to concentrate.
Chair: Point dully noted. Protocol officer please assist Zambia. Gabon, you may continue.
Gabon: The Republic..........
France: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does your point pertain to audibility?
France:No
Chair: Does your point pertain to clarity?
France:No
Chair: State your point.
France: There is too much noise in the chamber and too many people walking around making it hard to follow proceedings.
Chair: Point dully noted. Protocol offices please ensure only protocol officers are walking around. Thank you. Gabon, you may proceed......
Gabon: Thank you Madam chair. We the delegation of Gabon, would like....
Cuba: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does you point pertain to audibility?
Cuba: Yes.
Chair: Hon. Delegate please speak audibly and clearly into the microphone.
This goes on and on and on, imagine going through this for like 150 countries!
Second day in comitees, i forsee a very intresting day!!
Toodles!
The first two days werent too bad except for the part you go......WTF is going on!! The rules and procedures need a little getting used to. Otherwise youl spend your time looking for cracks in the wall and picking out the best looking chiks in the room(strike that, thats what i do :-))
Its amazing how petty WHOLE university attending students can be...lemmi give you an example:
*not the actual countries
First Day reading of policy statements according to alphabetical order.
Gabon:{reading their policy statement}
Zambia: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does your point pertain to audibility?
Zambia:No
Chair: Does your point pertain to clarity?
Zambia:No
Chair: State your point.
Zambia: There are mosquitoes at the back of the room madam chair, impairing our ability to concentrate.
Chair: Point dully noted. Protocol officer please assist Zambia. Gabon, you may continue.
Gabon: The Republic..........
France: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does your point pertain to audibility?
France:No
Chair: Does your point pertain to clarity?
France:No
Chair: State your point.
France: There is too much noise in the chamber and too many people walking around making it hard to follow proceedings.
Chair: Point dully noted. Protocol offices please ensure only protocol officers are walking around. Thank you. Gabon, you may proceed......
Gabon: Thank you Madam chair. We the delegation of Gabon, would like....
Cuba: {shouting} Point of personal privilege!
Chair: Does you point pertain to audibility?
Cuba: Yes.
Chair: Hon. Delegate please speak audibly and clearly into the microphone.
This goes on and on and on, imagine going through this for like 150 countries!
Second day in comitees, i forsee a very intresting day!!
Toodles!
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Beer Break!
After a loooooong days/ weeks work.....snuggle in to you warm comfy linux box :-D and have a laugh, with your favorite poison in hand.
Have a laugh.....or at least a smile :-)
I wouldnt mind seeing a few such bags in Nairobi! But then again its already hard enuf to walk in the streets sooooo many fine women!
Sooo sooo true! dont you think? :-D
WTF!!?
This should be my motto! :-)
Mchongoano
1. Ati first time yako kubuy gari ulisema ufungiwe unaenda mbali
2. Ati kwenu mko upto date mpaka watoi wenu wakipigwa wana vibrate badala ya kulia.
3. Naskia mko advanced mpaka nyi huenda loo via bluetooth
4. Ati naskia nyi ni wengi mpaka nyi hukunywa chai na sprinkler
5. First time uliona soda,ulifinya finya kujua gani ni ripe
6. Ati naskia we ni fala mpaka ulienda cyber ukaulizia stamp ati ndio uweke kwa email
7. Nilikupata umezubaa ukiangalia chupa ya orange juice...ati juu imeandikwa "concentrate"....
8. Naskia ulienda para sunday school
9. Naskia simu yako iko na slot ya coins.....
10. Una kichwa sooo ukithink kuna echo....!
11. Ati you r so ugly vile ulizaliwa uliwekwa kwa incubator tinted ndio usi shtue watoi wengine.....ha,haaaaa!!
12. Ati umekonda mpaka ukivaa vest bado unakunja sleeves
13. Ati T.V yenu iko na mouse...hahahahahahah
Mchongwano just cracks me up!!!
Another Month, same routine, have a lovely week!
Have a laugh.....or at least a smile :-)
I wouldnt mind seeing a few such bags in Nairobi! But then again its already hard enuf to walk in the streets sooooo many fine women!
Sooo sooo true! dont you think? :-D
WTF!!?
This should be my motto! :-)
Mchongoano
1. Ati first time yako kubuy gari ulisema ufungiwe unaenda mbali
2. Ati kwenu mko upto date mpaka watoi wenu wakipigwa wana vibrate badala ya kulia.
3. Naskia mko advanced mpaka nyi huenda loo via bluetooth
4. Ati naskia nyi ni wengi mpaka nyi hukunywa chai na sprinkler
5. First time uliona soda,ulifinya finya kujua gani ni ripe
6. Ati naskia we ni fala mpaka ulienda cyber ukaulizia stamp ati ndio uweke kwa email
7. Nilikupata umezubaa ukiangalia chupa ya orange juice...ati juu imeandikwa "concentrate"....
8. Naskia ulienda para sunday school
9. Naskia simu yako iko na slot ya coins.....
10. Una kichwa sooo ukithink kuna echo....!
11. Ati you r so ugly vile ulizaliwa uliwekwa kwa incubator tinted ndio usi shtue watoi wengine.....ha,haaaaa!!
12. Ati umekonda mpaka ukivaa vest bado unakunja sleeves
13. Ati T.V yenu iko na mouse...hahahahahahah
Mchongwano just cracks me up!!!
Another Month, same routine, have a lovely week!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
KMUN
KMUNto the lay man/woman this is the Model United Nations, Kenya chapter for Universities and guess what im going to be in it!! The 7th chapter that is!!
Its really really cool cuz i get to dress up in suits and go debate stuff in Gigiri like the actual United Nations!!! Coooool!!! But what is waaay cooler is if the resolutions that come out of this confrence make an impact in the real world, if the voices of the next generation of leaders(wooooohoooo im in this LOT!!) is heard and their ideas considered...THAT would be really cool!
Ill try and look sharp, will post the pics if they come out well.
AOB
Remember that horse i was talking about getting back on......well yeah im a real jockey now! :-)
"I got meself a girlfriend!!!(big grin and blushing a little)"
Its really really cool cuz i get to dress up in suits and go debate stuff in Gigiri like the actual United Nations!!! Coooool!!! But what is waaay cooler is if the resolutions that come out of this confrence make an impact in the real world, if the voices of the next generation of leaders(wooooohoooo im in this LOT!!) is heard and their ideas considered...THAT would be really cool!
Ill try and look sharp, will post the pics if they come out well.
AOB
Remember that horse i was talking about getting back on......well yeah im a real jockey now! :-)
"I got meself a girlfriend!!!(big grin and blushing a little)"
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Long Distance Relationships.........Blunder?
Long distance relationships......
Not being an authority on relationships, but having my fair share of heart aches and bloody good times gives me a right to make a foot note of sorts....
Truth be told relationships are just about the hardest things to maintain (much easier to keep a pet dog) but the rewards are worth it and that ofcourse i dont have to mention! To get someone you totally rhyme with is out of this world, cosmic ecstasy!
A young relationship is always the best since you get to 'discover' your partner and most often than not you only get to know the good side, until you spend a whole week together then you get to find out wat pisses you bout them, hopefully the pros list is longer than the cons!
Now consider a long distance relationship where the only form of communication is via ur cell or chatting over the internet or worse still via snail mail!!?
Frankly id die an agonizingly painful death!
Id like to smell my girlfriends hair, feel the smooth skin on her arm, her body against mine when embraced in a hug but thats just me....
A call is lovely but id prefer a face to face conversation, an angry txt in CAPITAL letters is ok but id prefer her shouting to my face, an mms would be great but id prefer taking the photo myself and a whisper in the ear is worth a million 'xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox'!
Love is all that matters all the same, if you love someone enough to stand not being able to see him/her for a whole year(a lil confusing aint it?) then we need a little more people like you out there in the world!
Blunder i dont think so! Just really really inspiring, if a friend of mine can be able to pull off a long distance relationship, and make it successful for nine months and counting then surely i should be able to make a simple old face to face relationship work right?
You know wat, im getting right back on the horse!!
In a minute or two....:-)
Not being an authority on relationships, but having my fair share of heart aches and bloody good times gives me a right to make a foot note of sorts....
Truth be told relationships are just about the hardest things to maintain (much easier to keep a pet dog) but the rewards are worth it and that ofcourse i dont have to mention! To get someone you totally rhyme with is out of this world, cosmic ecstasy!
A young relationship is always the best since you get to 'discover' your partner and most often than not you only get to know the good side, until you spend a whole week together then you get to find out wat pisses you bout them, hopefully the pros list is longer than the cons!
Now consider a long distance relationship where the only form of communication is via ur cell or chatting over the internet or worse still via snail mail!!?
Frankly id die an agonizingly painful death!
Id like to smell my girlfriends hair, feel the smooth skin on her arm, her body against mine when embraced in a hug but thats just me....
A call is lovely but id prefer a face to face conversation, an angry txt in CAPITAL letters is ok but id prefer her shouting to my face, an mms would be great but id prefer taking the photo myself and a whisper in the ear is worth a million 'xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox'!
Love is all that matters all the same, if you love someone enough to stand not being able to see him/her for a whole year(a lil confusing aint it?) then we need a little more people like you out there in the world!
Blunder i dont think so! Just really really inspiring, if a friend of mine can be able to pull off a long distance relationship, and make it successful for nine months and counting then surely i should be able to make a simple old face to face relationship work right?
You know wat, im getting right back on the horse!!
In a minute or two....:-)
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Valentines, a big fuss over nothing in paticular......
First and foremost, aint i glad to be alive. The situation may seem to have cooled down in Kenya but i wonder if its a calm before another storm since the handshake between President Kibaki and Hon. Raila didnt seem to have a great impact! The mediation efforts by Koffi Annan are admirable but will they quell the violence that has spiraled far far away from a political to a purely ethnic issue? Anyhuu i digress....
This month is the 'love month' when every lady goes goo goo over a box of choclates(wait they do that all year round) and a dozen red roses and every thing red and expensive!
Yurghh!!
Im against this holiday not that im a party pooper or that im currently happily single but because most chiks havent the faintest idea what the holiday is all about yet they honor it with as much diligence as they do shaving their legs, utmost(well at least most of em...)
Men put on a leash by our beautiful females jump through hoops, dart through traffic and beg their way so as to have the perfect plans to this OVERLY commercialized-and thus lost meaning- holiday that is valentines.
It is apparently a gross misconception on my part to believe that every day should be like Valentines in a relationship not just one day of so called 'show of love'. Suddenly men who have no clue as to what rhyming, Onomatopoeia, alliteration, or assonance are come up with an award winning love poem(thanks to Google!) and the ladies fall for it hook line and sinker! OR may be not.....
Do women look forward to the holiday due to the attention they get? Because finally the dum guy they dating finally looks up away from the television screen and manages to dial for a diner reservation, or maybe perhaps its cause they are extremely optimistic they will get some shiny ware to adorn? Im almost sure that its not in honor of the Saint Valentine and his secret matrimonies!
I certainly know what the men are after on the night of 14th February....
Let every day be Valentines day.....
Happy Valentine, i.e. Have a happy 2008!
This month is the 'love month' when every lady goes goo goo over a box of choclates(wait they do that all year round) and a dozen red roses and every thing red and expensive!
Yurghh!!
Im against this holiday not that im a party pooper or that im currently happily single but because most chiks havent the faintest idea what the holiday is all about yet they honor it with as much diligence as they do shaving their legs, utmost(well at least most of em...)
Men put on a leash by our beautiful females jump through hoops, dart through traffic and beg their way so as to have the perfect plans to this OVERLY commercialized-and thus lost meaning- holiday that is valentines.
It is apparently a gross misconception on my part to believe that every day should be like Valentines in a relationship not just one day of so called 'show of love'. Suddenly men who have no clue as to what rhyming, Onomatopoeia, alliteration, or assonance are come up with an award winning love poem(thanks to Google!) and the ladies fall for it hook line and sinker! OR may be not.....
Do women look forward to the holiday due to the attention they get? Because finally the dum guy they dating finally looks up away from the television screen and manages to dial for a diner reservation, or maybe perhaps its cause they are extremely optimistic they will get some shiny ware to adorn? Im almost sure that its not in honor of the Saint Valentine and his secret matrimonies!
I certainly know what the men are after on the night of 14th February....
Let every day be Valentines day.....
Happy Valentine, i.e. Have a happy 2008!
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